1. rninor:



    lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

    "I’ll make you moan, over"

    "bend over"
    "bend what? over"

    (via thehilariousblog)

  2. crayonguy:

    Bunny master post

    (via thehilariousblog)

  3. cuteness-is-this:

I can watch tv?


    I can watch tv?

    (via jaegersmith)

  4. roselastrider:

    >gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

    >she then tells me to talk dirty

    >tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

    >she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

    >copulate and educate

    (via hotguysandpizza)

  5. crappiur:

if you say so joe


    if you say so joe

    (via fairytrainer)

  6. (Source: sensayyy, via grubbyshit)

  7. (Source: slutqueen, via the-krusty-crew)

  8. dekutree:

    i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters


    (via the-krusty-crew)

  9. ohpierre:


    Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

    Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

    (Source: facebook.com, via the-krusty-crew)

  10. guy:

    when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no


    (Source: guy, via the-krusty-crew)